Woolinator 3000

The Woolinator 3000 was formerly a Whirlpool Heavy Duty washer. After the Angry Spinner told the Renaissance Guy what she needed for washing wool without felting it, the Renaissance Guy took pictures of the schematics inside the washer, and then took his trusty soldering iron to the Whirlpool, removed its agitation capacity, installed three toggle switches (1 hot water fill, 2 spin cycles), and presented the Angry Spinner with the Woolinator 3000. To date, the Angry Spinner has created no cat bed donuts (the most common wool-scouring-gone-awry mishap), and–knock on wheel–with the Woolinator, perhaps she never will.